Six word memoirs and summations are popular, I tried my hand at my career.
Forester: cuts trees, plants and leaves.
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The Week’s “What Next?” Contest (emailed entries are due to whatnext@theweek.com by 5 p.m. Eastern Time, Monday, Feb. 16.) revolves around flight Aeroflot 315’s drunken pilot incident where passengers made enough of a fuss about the apparent intoxication of their pilot, they were able to have him removed and replaced. According to an article on the [...] THE WEEK magazine’s contest for this week involved studies that state the obvious: A new study has determined that the closer teenagers live to a lot of liquor stores, the more likely it is that they will drink. Astounding! Please invent another scientific study that proves the obvious and provide the headline for that study. For [...] Epi-soda 16 A Magical Split “It seems we’ve been carting around in the double-decker deathtrap for months,” said Der Weasel. Hermione rolled her eyes and sighed. “Look, I told you about the ‘bookmark spell’ didn’t I?” she asked exasperatedly. She opened The Year of Magical Thinking at the place that she had bookmarked previously. “Actually,” Bumblebore interrupted [...] A Brief Retread, er, Recap As you may recall (and simply not care, you can be that way, if you like), Harry Splutter and his friends, Hermione and Der Weasel, are on a quest to find and then destroy Horcruxes (or Horcruxii in Latinate) in order to defeat the e-vile Count Wal D’Mart. While trying to get [...] “Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.” ~ Douglas Adams Epi-soda 15 “My word.” Bumblebore sighed. “It seems like we been riding the McClatchy—formerly Knight-Ridder—bus for weeks.” “It only feels that way,” said Hermione knowledgably and rather smugly. She reached her arm all the way past the elbow into her clutch bag and pulled out The Year of [...] “When in doubt, have a man come through a door with a gun in his hand.” (Raymond Chandler) Epi-soda 14 “Look out!” shouted Hermione shrilly while pointing and hopping from foot to foot. “Wha?” said Harry and Weasel unanimously and also stupidly thinking that she might need to use the little witch’s room again. “Mmmmph” mumbled Randalf the Russet [...] Episodah 13 (I hope you don’t have triskaidekaphobia) is from Alan Hutcheson. Drop by and see his Sketches by Plumboz. “Do you think you might do that again?” Bumblebore said nonchalantly to Hermione. “Do what?” Hermione said perplexedly. “That little, you know,” said Bumblebore. He made a kicking motion and then tipped his head back. “In the backside.” [...] Episode 12… “Harry, they’re not using wands,” Hermione shrieked shrilly. Harry had indeed disarmed the battling wizards. Four arms now paired off and arm-wrestled at his feet. “Brilliant, boy genius,” said Weasel as he refereed the match. “That put an end to the fighting….Not!” For the two wheezing geezer wizards, it only meant a change in tactics. Bumblebore clamped [...] Today’s episode comes to us from Lexi, writer, silversmith, repairer of rocking horses. Episode 11 Bumblebore’s eyebrows knitted furiously, till it seemed they might produce a small sock or even a scarf. Following his gaze, Harry saw an elderly, upright man in brown flowing robes holding a staff, striding towards them. ‘You know who that is,’ gasped Ron, [...] |
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