THE WEEK magazine’s contest for this week involved studies that state the obvious:
A new study has determined that the closer teenagers live to a lot of liquor stores, the more likely it is that they will drink. Astounding! Please invent another scientific study that proves the obvious and provide the headline for that study. For example: Students Who Study Outperform Those Who Don’t on Tests, New Study Finds.
Here were the ones I cooked up, the one with the star is the one I sent [...]
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