A Brief Retread, er, Recap
As you may recall (and simply not care, you can be that way, if you like), Harry Splutter and his friends, Hermione and Der Weasel, are on a quest to find and then destroy Horcruxes (or Horcruxii in Latinate) in order to defeat the e-vile Count Wal D’Mart.
While trying to get through airport security with a Horcrux locket, the TSA dementor (Now that Count Wal D’Mart and Dick Cheney ran things, the more trustworthy goblin screeners had been replaced by rule-oriented dementors) discovered their secret and [...]
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