I am aware that it has been nearly a week since anything’s been posted. I promise a new Harry Splutter will emerge soon.
At the moment, I’m working on what James N Frey (no not James Frey, James N Frey) calls a stepsheet for my novel. It’s 95% complete. Now I’m going to work up the major character biographies.
In the meanwhile, feel free to email me an installment of Harry splutter and, if it meets the censor’s rigorous standards, I will post it and give you the credit (your name in lights, so to speak).


You cannot conceal, Norm, behind that genial invitation, that you are attempting to get us to write your blog for you.
Fat chance.
Or are we witnessing the small beginnings of another site like YWO, Onlyonechapter and Frontlist?
Where unpublished authors will be fighting for the opportunity (if good enough) of publication on Heartwood?
Conceal? I should hope not!
I am blatantly asking for writers with inspired whimsy. The story is at a turning point and, while I can write several more installments trying desperately to buy time, I’m out of ideas for the moment.
I do like the idea of people fighting to be published on Heartwood.
Right you can count me in then!
Ok so you want a few words to put on your blog.
How about… Mmmm, got to make a statement of some sort. Something which will go down in history.
Tricky… Mmmm…
Ok I can’t think of anything, if I do I’ll pop back later… Bye off to do somewriting myself.
Best wishes
Annie
Egad!
Has everyone’s muse gone on holiday?
No.
My muse is demanding better pay and conditions.
Negotiations are ongoing.