Harry Splutter and the Lure of Hollyweird

Episode 3 (continued from previous posts) … personal injury lawyer. Harry grabbed Hermione’s hand and yanked her away from the knackwurst that people were beginning to scoop up and make into sandwiches. “Mustard only, hold the mayo” yelled the grumpy wizard who had already fashioned a neck brace out of thin air and was passingContinue reading “Harry Splutter and the Lure of Hollyweird”

Harry Splutter and the Lure of Hollyweird

Episode 2 The hexatometer that Harry had to pass under is a monstrous thing and monstrous is the right word. It’s a green-scaled dragon that’s been taught to sniff out wands, potions, and Old Spice deodorant. Harry took a deep breath as the TSA witch waved for him move through. “Here goes nothing,” muttered HarryContinue reading “Harry Splutter and the Lure of Hollyweird”

Harry Splutter and the Lure of Hollyweird

In the vein of the Cookenflagen’s on Alan’s website. I would love to continue this story, so email me and I’ll post the continuation. Episode 1… Harry stuffed his wand in the back pocket of his jeans and placed the locket with the horcrux in the plastic bin on the metallic table. A tall wizardContinue reading “Harry Splutter and the Lure of Hollyweird”