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Episode 7 A short riff today. A mere 270 words… After Bumblebore magically cleared the table of detritus, Harry went off to find the boozehound something to drink. Next to a Scarf and Barf he found a Three Broomsticks Express and ordered two butterbeers. He carried them back to the table and put one inContinue reading “Harry Splutter & the Lure of Hollyweird”

Episode 6 Ron trailed behind Hermione, whining as usual. “Look who I found lurking about the little witches room.” Hermione said hooking her thumb in Ron Weasel’s direction. “Shoot, don’t blame me, I don’t understand wha’ these funny runic symbols next to the doors mean.” “You are such a weasel, Weasel,” shrieked Hermione. “Please, myContinue reading “Harry Splutter & the Lure of Hollyweird”

Episode 5 “Yeah,” said Harry, “And for purposes of plot exposition I need you to explain what Horcruxii are.” “Horcruxii are thingamajiggies that contain the whozeewhatsis of you know who—“ “Don’t get technical on me you mangy gasbag.” “Who are you calling mangy?” asked the disheveled wizard wearing worn robes as he played with aContinue reading “Harry Splutter & the Lure of Hollyweird”

Episode 4…Back, as if by magic (because it certainly wasn’t popular demand), the latest Harry Splutter installment. Note the latest title. Still a work in progress… Harry grabbed Hermione’s hand and yanked her down the up escalator. No matter how fast they ran, they couldn’t make any headway down. Finally, a knot of witches andContinue reading “Harry Splutter and the Lure of Hollyweird”

Episode 3 (continued from previous posts) … personal injury lawyer. Harry grabbed Hermione’s hand and yanked her away from the knackwurst that people were beginning to scoop up and make into sandwiches. “Mustard only, hold the mayo” yelled the grumpy wizard who had already fashioned a neck brace out of thin air and was passingContinue reading “Harry Splutter and the Lure of Hollyweird”

Episode 2 The hexatometer that Harry had to pass under is a monstrous thing and monstrous is the right word. It’s a green-scaled dragon that’s been taught to sniff out wands, potions, and Old Spice deodorant. Harry took a deep breath as the TSA witch waved for him move through. “Here goes nothing,” muttered HarryContinue reading “Harry Splutter and the Lure of Hollyweird”

In the vein of the Cookenflagen’s on Alan’s website. I would love to continue this story, so email me and I’ll post the continuation. Episode 1… Harry stuffed his wand in the back pocket of his jeans and placed the locket with the horcrux in the plastic bin on the metallic table. A tall wizardContinue reading “Harry Splutter and the Lure of Hollyweird”