I just climbed out from under my rock and realized I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts…
You would not believe how terribly tardy the horsedrawn Victorian Internet can be. Apologies to my regular readers, even the little blue ones!
I have become lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-English with only your readership as life preserver, selling my soul to Google, just generally being not online in order to simply write the Good-Enough American Novel, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second I am woken by murderous herons, grebes, and hummingbirds till I run out of alcohol. I am not complaining though. Well maybe just a little.
I will try to remember I promised you, I will try to try to make more of an effort to blog more often.
No, really!
What do you mean you don’t
believe me?
My thanks to “The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator” for making up 98% of this content.
Nullius in Verba 
Norm, that’s just silly.
Fun, though.
Quite true.
Anyone who likes Mad Libs will enjoy The Lazy Blogger’s Post Generator.